This, from an email I received today:
A British company is developing computer chips which store music, to be implanted in women's breasts. This is viewed as a major breakthrough as, up until now, women have complained that men were staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I have not a clue if there is so much as a shred of truth to this assertion, and don't much care.
Posted by dan at May 26, 2006 9:17 PM