October 24, 2006

Truths About Jack Bauer

About the only TV I watch that doesn't involve a game played with some kind of ball is the series 24. Anyone who watches the show, and knows who Jack Bauer is, will appreciate Neil Boortz' listing of "Basic Truths about Jack Bauer".

A few of my favorites...

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

(via PJM)

Posted by dan at October 24, 2006 2:14 PM