A few recent one-liners from my favorite stop for political humor, inopinion.com:
-- Cindy Sheehan will have laser vision correction surgery. Doctors say it should help her nearsightedness, but she still won't be able to see when she's being used.Posted by dan at September 26, 2006 2:00 PM-- Sean 'DIddy" Combs spoke earlier this month at Philadelphia's Benjamin Franklin High School. Because nothing says education like a rapper!
-- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says his country is peaceful and does not need a bomb. Yes, they prefer to kill the old-fashioned way, with outmoded ideas and repressive religion.
-- Scientists in San Diego have successfully produced the world's first hypoallergenic cat. Just in time for the 25th anniversary of AIDS.
-- The U.N. anti-torture chief says torture in Iraq may be worse now than it was under Saddam Hussein. You know what's torture? Listening to guys from the U.N. sit in their big offices whining about how bad America is.
-- Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington (CREW) has issued its list of the 20 most corrupt members of Congress. There were 25 on the original list, but--you know, bribes.