Only Ace can segue seamlessly from discussing this story about an Ivy League professor arrested returning from Thailand in possession of videotapes of himself having sex with children to....well, you just have to see for yourself...
The working with children thing seems to be their preferred cover. Makes sense, I guess.I know I'm going to get ripped for saying this, because there are, I'm sure, many men who just like working with children. But I don't know. Anytime I hear about a man who wants to spend a lot of time with children, my suspicions are raised.
Men don't like other people's children, unless they really like them.
Hell, they're not even that keen on their own children.
You give a guy truth serum and ask him if he'd rather have a child he can nuture and teach to become a good human being, or if he'd rather have a really cool dog that watches, and has a rudimentary understanding of, football, and, well, look.
There's no guy in the world who wouldn't rather be watching a Patriots-Steelers with his dog Bruiser than cleaning up babyspew.
This is why God made offensive schemes and Cover-2 defenses utterly baffling to dogs. Were it not so, the human race would have all but died out already.
The world is sick. Ace makes me laugh in spite of all that. That's why I go back almost every day.
Posted by dan at August 29, 2006 10:44 AM