Ripped from the headlines to the inopinion.com Too Tough For TV page, my favorites:
Charlie Sheen says he thinks the World Trade Center towers were brought down by controlled demolitions and not by the impact and fire from two massive airplanes slamming into the buildings. This is why his CBS sitcom is NOT called “Two and a Half Structural Engineers.â€Posted by dan at March 27, 2006 1:33 AM---------
A toy rabbit, pastel-colored eggs and a sign with the words "Happy Easter" have been removed from the lobby of the city council offices in St. Paul, Minnesota, because of concerns they might offend non-Christians. Sorry, make that Paul, Minnesota.