October 27, 2003

Let's Be Friends

This should work.

Where presidents and prime ministers have failed, Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt and wife Jennifer Anniston hope their star power will work wonders in new roles as Middle East peace envoys.

They will team up with other actors such as Edward Norton, Jason Alexander and Danny DeVito on a private mission to help resolve the Israeli-Arab conflict.

The fact that you folks are five white, American millionaires that are huge stars in the decadent, infidel Western pop culture scene should help you make a big impression with the Palestinian Arab man-in-the-street. Maybe if you start out by apologizing for the actions of the U.S. government..... Anyway, I'm sure your agent said he loved the idea. Good luck...really. (via Buzz Machine)

Posted by dan at October 27, 2003 11:57 PM