Eagle, CO; In a late breaking development, it was learned late Wednesday afternoon that Kobe Bryant may have farted during his court appearance here to answer sexual abuse charges. Although this story could not be confirmed with absolute certainty, Kobe was seen reaching over to his right, ostensibly for some papers on the other side of the table, in the classic move required for a "leaner". In addition, pained expressions on the faces of both the defense and prosecution teams lent credence to the belief that Kobe may in fact have "let one". Sources close to Bryant confirmed when queried on the matter, that the superstar had enjoyed an Italian sausage omelette for breakfast. More details as the drama unfolds. Continue to check this space for all the latest news in the Bryant case.
Posted by dan at August 8, 2003 12:48 AM