Billed as "The Ultimate Party Toy" this machine converts liquor to a vapor that can be inhaled instead of imbibed. It speeds the alcohol directly to the bloodstream through the lungs, bypassing the time-consuming digestive system. Ah, science!
It's Alcohol Without Liquid.
The downside? If you're in a hurry, forget it. It takes 20 minutes to vaporize and inhale one shot of liquor. This kind of defeats the purpose of bypassing the stomach, don't you think? But it claims to reduce hangovers, (I guess so, if it takes 20 minutes to do one shot) and as you might deduce, "it's low calorie."
I'm going to hold off on suggesting this as an investment opportunity until we see how it takes off among the Junior High set. ("Mom found it, but I told her it was a Karaoke machine")
(Where else, Coolios)
And since we're engaging in silliness, here's a picture that was emailed to me by a friend today and entitled, "Why Women Live Longer Than Men"
Posted by dan at September 3, 2004 12:00 AM