Eagle, CO; In a late breaking development, it was learned late Wednesday afternoon that Kobe Bryant may have farted during his court appearance here to answer sexual abuse charges. Although this story could not be confirmed with absolute certainty, Kobe was seen reaching over to his right, ostensibly for some papers on the other side of the table, in the classic move required for a "leaner". In addition, pained expressions on the faces of both the defense and prosecution teams lent credence to the belief that Kobe may in fact have "let one". Sources close to Bryant confirmed when queried on the matter, that the superstar had enjoyed an Italian sausage omelette for breakfast. More details as the drama unfolds. Continue to check this space for all the latest news in the Bryant case.
Posted by dan at August 8, 2003 12:48 AMDid Kobe actually fart?
Posted by: J at July 16, 2004 06:28 PMHe probably didn't, because if he had, you would have heard about it in the media. That was my point. Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "breaking news", doesn't it?
Posted by: Dan at July 16, 2004 10:08 PMHe could have! Maybe it was silent and they thought it was someone else. Kobe should be asked about it so it can be resolved. Kobe maybe a good farter that he can fool people. Not that I am crazy or anything. What's wrong with a celebrity farting? They are human too!
Posted by: I hope kobe farted at July 27, 2004 11:23 PMGood Job Kobe! You did what most would not do. You should be proud that you pulled it off in court with cameras.
Posted by: fartsensator at August 6, 2004 09:40 PM